FLASH: MY NAME IS JOHN BURKE
Meet new Weaponeer Craig Curran. His bio isn't giving much away. His first story is creepy and un-nerving. But I'm sure he's a lovely guy! It's just a story, after all. Thank fuck. This is one for any of you who have ever bought something from a shady guy in a pub.
My name is John Burke, and I sell furniture. Now, I've got a funny little story to tell about that. Because I only sold furniture that one time. It was a Wednesday, I believe. Yes, a Wednesday. Nice evening, nothing particularly special about it. Light rain, mid seventies, a beautiful night really. Felt perfect for selling furniture ...READ MORE