Dwayne Coltrane and the Hyperdeathpsychorock Three joined the Weaponizer fold in 2009, and nothing has ever been the same again. This collective of Voodoo-obsessed, devil-posessed zombie blues musicians, hailing from the swamps of Innsmouth, educated at Miskatonic University, and initimately involved in the musical careers of Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Johnny Thunders and Jessie J, have given us their greatest, most terrifying creation, their magnum opus: the adventures of StillettoEye & RazorGut. In their trusty black '55 Cadillac, these two fearless explorers of the unknown and experts in the field of applied quantum chesseburgerism and dimensional fold-space milkshake tectonics have faced sea monsters, hellspawn, pirates and Egyptian gods, to name just a few. In this, perhaps their final adventure, they come face to face with the ravening jaws of the Lycanthro-Cop Biters.
When the sergeant came through, he suspiciously eyed StilletoEye and RazorGut up and down. “I’d better show you for yourselves.” He led them down corridor after corridor, past cell after screaming
cell, into an unusually damp and odious part of the building; the cells
here were chained shut with three or more huge padlocks. Taking them to
the end one, StilletoEye and RazorGut were shown a whimpering man
chained to the wall. He was naked and completely hairless, shivering and
drooling
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